Each of the following quotes comes from the book 14,000 Quips & Quotes for Writers & Speakers.
This is a handy reference book by E.C. McKenzie that I’ve had for years.
These are my favorite quotes about Christmas…
Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year’s gifts.
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first — your money or your feet.
Money is an ideal gift — everything else is too expensive!
At Christmas, most parents spend more money on their children than they did on the honeymoon that started it all.
On Christmas Eve, Santa carries the bag. After Christmas, Dad is holding it.
If your youngster asks how Santa Claus gets into your house, tell him he comes in through a hole in daddy’s wallet.
Always on the lookout for a good bargain, I consider myself a frugal person — but not cheap. And not afraid to spend money on the things that matter. I like to share good deals with others when I find them. One of my favorite ways to save money is to reuse items in ways other than their intended purpose — so I write a lot about outside-the-box ideas that most people wouldn't think of! When I'm not saving money or looking for good deals, you'll find me at the corner of Good News & Fun Times as publisher of The Fun Times Guide (32 fun & helpful websites).