Funny Quotes About Christmas & Money

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quotes-book-by-mckenzie.jpgEach of the following quotes comes from the book 14,000 Quips & Quotes for Writers & Speakers.

This is a handy reference book by E.C. McKenzie that I’ve had for years.

These are my favorite quotes about Christmas…
and money!

Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year’s gifts.

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first — your money or your feet.

Money is an ideal gift — everything else is too expensive!

At Christmas, most parents spend more money on their children than they did on the honeymoon that started it all.

On Christmas Eve, Santa carries the bag. After Christmas, Dad is holding it.

If your youngster asks how Santa Claus gets into your house, tell him he comes in through a hole in daddy’s wallet.